When someone does not wipe all the poopies out of there butt after a shit and it stains there underwear.
Kiersten : Oh Chad let's get naked and Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop May 11, 2017
**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.
**What color where these when you originally bought them?
**What color where these when you originally bought them?
by Ogrenator April 11, 2008
That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark
by BamBaLamSlamma June 24, 2023
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
by Tizzle Foshizzle ©2002 February 25, 2004
an elongated stain in the rear of one's underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped anus after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (butt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.
by Uncle Stinky May 08, 2004
"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"
"Nasty, dude!"
by rangerstilidie1872 December 05, 2013
1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
by Mandingoh November 29, 2004