by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003
Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.
Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".
When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
by mtstew August 14, 2009
Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.
by Pedro L. May 13, 2008
That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!
by Jimmy Jonesssss January 16, 2011
A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.
I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!
by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011
the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.
dude #2: High five, mein freund!
dude #2: High five, mein freund!
by Sugardaddy T February 27, 2008
Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!
by Matalan Man September 2, 2003