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Skeet slap 

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.
"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."
Skeet slap by Danny Seven October 24, 2004
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Skeet Slap 

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
Skeet Slap by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

Skeet Slapped 

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.
Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.
Skeet Slapped by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Skeetslap 

After a person bust a nut in a condom, he took the condom off and slap the girl with it.
She was really upset with her boyfriend cause he skeetslap her after they finish having sex.
Skeetslap by Mr.sexyt May 20, 2010
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