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Sizzurp chugger 

A sizzurp chugger is one who chugs the lean even though he knows what happened to big moe back in ‘07. He knows that it’s impossible for sizzurp to survive in an environment that’s not a styrofoam cup and the proper amount of jolly ranchers needed in the codeine . He’s a big barre baby and a purple drank master. But the lean will inevitably take his life as it’s prophesied in moeilations 1:11.
(Ryan and Hayden visit tommys grave after his death and talk to him through a ouija board)

Ryan: yo my dawg Tommy what’s up my boy I saw you trying to chug that sizzurp

Tommy: yes because I didn’t listen to Moeilations 1:11 “thou that chugs thy sizzurp will experience more then the expected mild euphoria, thou shall experience death”

Hayden: Tommy you were such a sizzurp chugger! I’m happy you’re dead

Tommy: please forgive me so that my soul can rest in peace, I only have more day till I’m sent till he’ll for all of eternity unless I’m forgiven

Hayden: No

Ryan: come on Hayden he deserves forgiveness he’s knows he did wrong and paid the price

Hayden: No he’s a Sizzurp chugger he deserves eternal suffering

Ryan: yeah you prob right let’s go

Tommy: I am a baby

(Hayden and Ryan consume the proper amount of purple drank for the rest of their long, happy lives while tommy is sent to hell to suffer for all eternity)
Sizzurp chugger by Hot dog tommy October 23, 2022
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004