Six Flags Great Adventure is a place where 13 year old Jersey Boys shank other people with a knife for fun. Oh, and you are almost fucking guaranteed to get into an accident there.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to the Haunted Castle?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
by thoosieretard November 28, 2023
Get the Six Flags Great Adventuremug.