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Six Flags Great Adventure 

Six Flags Great Adventure is a place where 13 year old Jersey Boys shank other people with a knife for fun. Oh, and you are almost fucking guaranteed to get into an accident there.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to the Haunted Castle?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
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