Sirjean 

Any Sirjean you encounter will likely be Korean. If not, then they are a fraud and a wanna be. If they are Korean, you will constantly observe them pacing back and forth in a constant cycle, usually in a straight line but sometimes in a circle. They will answer every question in class while asking even more. They might as well be the teacher. They will love philosophy and take everyone's conversation to a philosophical level. They will also be the fastest person you have ever met, especially with their shoes off. They play soccer but also indulge In several other sports. A wise man once said "When a Sirjean runs at you, run for your life!". Their hobbies include attacking their friends with sticks, chasing their math teacher down, and cracking a slightly creepy grin while pacing. Anime is also a staple in the lives of a Sirjean. Despite these facts, Sirjeans are loyal friends until the moment they find a large stick or start sprinting towards you. Sirjean enjoys his sleep. One might think a Sirjean finds the best sleep on a bed or a couch. But no!!!!! A table is Sirjean's go to sleeping location. His favorite types of table are long narrow wooden tables that he can barely fit on but where there is enough room for his thunder thighs to rest. And a Sirjean needs his sleep for his mental rehabilitation. Overall a Sirjean is a fine person and a joy to hang out with. Just watch your back and beware of his daunting philosophical questions and you will en joy their presence.

Situation 1:
Person: "Sirjean, stop pacing!"
Sirjeans: "Pacing is the way of life. Aristotle once said that life needs to paced. I take that seriously. Now my assignment for you is to find your pacing in life. To what extent will this pacing benefit you in the long term is for you to discover. Please complete this assignment by tomorrow."
Person: "You're not a teacher Sirjean."
Sirjean proceeded to search for a stick to deal damage with as he sprinted towards the person with a sly grin upon his face.

Situation 2:
"Who is that Korean kid sprinting at me with a stick?"
"OH NO! IT'S A SIRJEAN! LET'S HOPE HE HAS HIS SHOES ON!"

Sirjean by LeBronJamesBurner April 4, 2023

sarjeantology 

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function

In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.

sarjeantology by Koffee June 23, 2006

sarjeaned 

to unexpectedly and without any warning take over someone's computer for a prolonged amount time

I could not make it for lunch as I was sarjeaned at the last minute.

sarjeaned by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarjeaning 

the act of accosting without any warning

They do not like to work in that office as there is a guy who uses sarjeaning to keep them late.

sarjeaning by Koffee June 24, 2006

Sirjan

The final destination for anyone seeking enlightenment. It is a state of benign and unearthly intelligence, only achieved by the ones who are witty and brave of heart, only after going through rigorous training and honing of skills. A person who is considered to be a "Sirjan" has attained supreme knowledge, impeccable wisdom and an overarching awareness, meaning that he or she knows all and understands it perfectly. He or she is the alpha being and every other entity is attracted towards him or her.

One fine night, the skies bellowed and cracked, and came out god, seeking the paramount wisdom of Sirjan.

Sirjan by knower_of_all,seeker_of_none September 21, 2016

sarjeane 

A beautiful girl. Usually from Georgia.. Small Kind and Unique in any way.

Girl 1: omg she's so kind😱

Girl 2: it's probably Sarjeane

sarjeane by Define, Sarjeane.... December 7, 2016

Sirjana 

A 7th grade girl with black hair and brown eyes (also very short) that is in a war with the 6th grade fuck boys.
She calls them ‘clones’

Her war tactics are giving them twisted cheese sticks that make you gag, hitting them with her chromebook, or kicking their shins.

Guy 1 - yo look it’s sirjana over there
Guy 2 - isn’t she in a war with the 6th graders?

Guy - yuh

Sirjana by Cell11037 December 8, 2021