Simpcuck

A person that simps for a female he/she will never get with and has no chance to get with.

Dont trust that nigga skyler he a simpcuck

by obikenobitron April 23, 2020

Simpcuck

Noun A person that is both a "simpleton" and a "cuckold". This can apply to a man that is both stupid, and that supports the idea of a woman cheating on him, or treated him badly.

Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"

Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.

Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.

Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.

n He's such a simpcuck.

adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.

v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.

v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.

adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.

by Sam Anselmo May 5, 2024

Simp Cuck

A Simp Cuck is a guy who supports or devotes himself to a girl he desires, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.

"Andrew is such a Simp Cuck. He keeps giving money and doing chores for Lisa, knowing full well she already has a boyfriend."

by Wentoll February 9, 2020

Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023

simpcuckery

A term that amalgamates the essence of “simping” and “cuckoldry,” describing an extreme and often self-deprecating degree of adoration or subservience, where one might compromise their own interests or values to gain favor or approval from another, particularly in romantic or social contexts. This behavior is characterized by an excessive willingness to please others at one’s own expense, often leading to a perceived lack of self-respect or autonomy.

The amount of simpcuckery is this thread is off the charts.

by megalopolisorsomething September 12, 2023

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

SIMP CUCK

All guy who just converted from a closet queer but now dates a women that bangs every cock in town as he sits in the corner crying using his own tears as lube watching her get rodded out.

OH Look!!, there's Gerrett, his girl fucks every real man in town as he watches, he's such a simp cuck bottom bitch!!

by Fuckman33 January 31, 2026