Simpsacrap

Merchandise in general relating to The Simpsons, this includes but is not limited to... talking spoons, dolls, posters, costumes.

My room is so full of Simpsacrap I don't even have room for my tv anymore.

by Nicholas Wright March 2, 2006

Simpagraphing

The art of creating a simpagraph. See "Simpagraph"

Tim has been Simpagraphing for around 2 hours now trying to come up with the perfect love letter to the woman who waved in his direction. (she never noticed him)

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023

Simpagraph

A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"

George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023

Simpscription

Your simping subscription for someone

"Every time we hang out, my simpscription is renewed."

by Bnfrze November 27, 2025