by Quandelldingle69 September 7, 2022
#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!
gojo: who tf is that⁉️
me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
gojo: who tf is that⁉️
me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
Definition of anti-simp has nothing to do with women. An anti-simp is a man, or even woman, who just find simps disgusting, for well known reasons.
by Thinkagain_375 May 26, 2022
To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 19, 2020
A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023