Simonproof
Simonproof by Totally not foxyshere March 18, 2023
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Simon-Proof
adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/
1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.
2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/
1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.
2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
Example 1:
Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.
Example 2:
Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.
Example 2:
Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
Simon-Proof by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020
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