Simon lewis 

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.

Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!

Simon lewis by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018

Simon Lewis 

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

Simon Lewis by kikidiki May 17, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008