Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.

Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.

by Shae_loves_life003 November 9, 2017

Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014

Simon

A human who is now a cabbage

Simon the cabbage

by urbansi December 11, 2014

Simon

A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.

Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"

by IDK1907 September 21, 2012

Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 4, 2014

Simon

Simon is a sexy beast. Any girl will fall for him. His eyes and smile are beatiful and is popular. Is one of the sweetest guys you'll meet when you get to know them. Can keep a secret and will never let you go. Do not let a simon go.

Can I be like Simon?

by 1234332123 November 8, 2015

Simon

A Nazi general of the third regiment responsible for the deaths of over 10,000 Jewish children. It is belived that his sheer ruthlessness was what caused Hitler's suicide

Simon just killed Timmy

by Simoney$$ November 27, 2018