A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
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Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by Rotten Turkey May 7, 2021
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1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
by theboss31 December 6, 2018
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A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!
Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt
by Popbal March 24, 2019
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Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"
person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel
by oh yuuhhhh February 27, 2018
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The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
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