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Sign Guy 

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A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
Sign Guy by Signman25 August 9, 2021
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Sign Guy • sign • Sign Language • sign of the cross • Sign Out • Sign In • Sign On • sign scramblers • Sign stealing scandal • sign up

abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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Haram ball

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
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