When someone is just such a cock waffle 24/7 that they make any Lass so frustrated with them to where any contact made between someone and the Cock Waffle will set the Lass off on a relentless cahin of disappointing sighs.
Lass #1: *sighhhhh*
Lass #2 "Why you sighin' Lass?"
Lass #1 "Cock Waffle was pissed off by John Cena and now hates me for some reason again."
Lass #2 "He always triggers The Sigh Effect, its okay.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.