sideways shit

when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>

dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!

by booferama November 29, 2007

Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.

Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways

by tru3s4int October 27, 2010

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

by toona November 5, 2003

shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006