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Sidewaves by KandyBoy420 August 23, 2023
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
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shove it sideways
A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.
Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014
Sidewards Taco
Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
Sidewards Taco by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013
sideways sloppy joe
sideways sloppy joe by stephen ramey May 15, 2004
Stay off the Sidewalks
A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.
Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!
Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!
Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!
Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!
Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!
Stay off the Sidewalks by BeLegitStoopid November 23, 2010