Siberian Sandstorm Share definition Flag when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore. Siberian Sandstorm by Khalid A. January 5, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Siberian Sandstorm mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch