flirts with anything with a pulse (male or female)
likes to touch people up in textiles (male or female)
has a different girlfriend every week (female)
plays drums (badly)
playguitar (ok, he's good at that)
amazing at art is a mini joey tribbiani (jnr)
sion - (raises eyebrows in a seductive manner) hello!
whoever he's flirting with (male answer) - fuck off sion!
(female who fancies him's answer) - hi!
(female who doesn't fancy him's answer) - piss off