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(Noun) a person, place, or thing that acts as if they are cooler than everybody. They think they know everything. They have confidence, but for all the wrong reasons, and they always look like an idiot. Awkward word be the best way to describe a Shweeto. They think they are hip, but they are painfully socially inept. They also wear clothes that they think are cool, but again, they look like a dweeb. Think a guido, or a emo kid, or any style that makes a person stand out but stand out because they look like an idiot
1. Look at that shweeto over there talking to that girl as if hes gonna lay the pipe...
2. Mark Sanchez looks like a Shweeto with that headband on his terribly feminine curly hair.
shweeto by Michael Pussy boy October 13, 2013
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Sweetous 

To be cooler than cool; the act of being super awesome
Mike Tyler and I are all pretty sweetous
Sweetous by Liam sweetous Joyce September 13, 2019
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Something "sweet" but even cooler then that!
dude, that song is totally shweet!
Shweet by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
I am going on a sweetox after seriously over-indulging on those chocolates.
sweetox by charming doll September 25, 2011

sweeto mcneato 

Like sweeto but a higher form. Created by Eric Radloff in his hit single "Sweeto McNeato." He also created the phrase awesome possum.
Holy nuts. That hand that Talia gave me is sweeto mc neato
sweeto mcneato by John Willems August 21, 2004

Shweetness 

Havinig Shweetness is to have awesomeness, amazingness, or any other word that has a posotive meaning towards the person who has shweetness.

The essence of being Shweet
Kayla is so fucking shweet

Dude, me and Kayla got to 3rd! No way! Shweetness

Did you see Kayla's ass? Shweetness
Shweetness by Ethan N June 29, 2008

Vanellope Von Shweetz 

The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.
Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.