hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.

The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel

by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

hamster style

A unique martial arts style that is impossible to combat. This style is displayed in the movie Orgazmo by ChodaBoy.

That son of a bitch with the Texas Belt Buckle tried to give me a dirty sanchez so I whipped his ass hamster style.

by On Top June 26, 2006

hamster sex

A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.

Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"

by B^B December 27, 2009

hamster stacking

The art of organizing several moving pieces from chaos to order.

Work has been crazy. I've been hamster stacking all week.

It's tax time. Better get my hamsters stacked.

by Hamster Stacking November 5, 2018