Shrek bastard Share definition Flag When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre. Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard. Shrek bastard by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Shrek bastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch