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showtiming 

Showtiming is when someone is pursued by their so-called friends only when they are doing well or successful financially; i.e. bought a new car, house, phone, or is suddenly physically fit / attractive.
They began texting and calling shortly after he invited them all to a webcam conversation. For they were showtiming-ass peeps..
showtiming by TheHTownSupaman June 16, 2017
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A sexual act where couples visit new housing developments and have sexual intercourse in the developers show houses.
They were caught showming in the five bed executive attached show home
Showming by Stuey75 May 12, 2019

showtimegjr 

average turbo virgin typical man to talk about Friday night funkin at the party and scares the girls away
girl 1: you see showtimegjr

girl 2: yea when I talked to him he showed me his Friday night high score
showtimegjr by aimbotandyy June 19, 2021

showtimegjr 

mf only knows how to box in fort and camp XD only spams 2 moves in mk and injustice XD typa nigga who ads when he uses his shotgun XD typa nigga to blow himself up with nails mythic *dropped our diamond rank*
Showtimegjr: its fun calling a black person the n word.
showtimegjr by aimbotandyy August 10, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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