Shovel dick

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When you bend ur bitches back to the point her belly button can touch the bed but her ass still in the air and you put ur dick in her pussy while standing and doing squats . (Use ur dick like a shovel)

Omg JakeDuk shovel dick’d the fuck out my pussy last night . My back is still bent.

Shovel dick by JakeybabakeyDUK January 19, 2022

Words you can keep

Shovel Dick

An awful drawing of a penis

"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."

Shovel Dick by Buttfucker23 May 4, 2009

Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

Shovel Dick by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

Shovel Dick by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

Dick Shovel by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

Shove A Dick Up My Ass by captainclutch October 25, 2011

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026