A weapons to defend against children
i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool
by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020
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When a bitch is a notable 3 out of 10.
Matt: Dude this kid tried to fight me because I called his girl a shovel

Sean: What a fucking pussy man
by sweknmencwo May 9, 2021
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relating to, or slang for, the penis.
by Bean September 7, 2004
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A illegal Mexican that white people use to do mindless tasks; shovels are usually found outside of Home Depot or UHaul.
Guy One "I really don't feel like digging a trench for this new sprinkler system."

Guy Two "Let's just go get some shovels from down the street...you can pay them $20 and a 6 pack to do that!"
by littleperson45 November 27, 2009
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Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.
Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?
by Stephanie--------- September 14, 2008
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A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated
Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad
by Shovelove July 1, 2015
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to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel
Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
by Rand December 28, 2004
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