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shotgun shit 

when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.
OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.
shotgun shit by d to the rizake September 24, 2006

Shotgun Shit 

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds
Shotgun Shit by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018

shotgun shit 

When you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
My stomach was so upset, that I sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun shit, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
shotgun shit by Todd Akers May 28, 2007

shotgun shit 

when u have to take a dump so massvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your ass up and it hurts like hell, it is also a mess to clean up
my butt hurts so much because of that shotgun shit i took last night
shotgun shit by zeike October 4, 2006

Shotgun Shit 

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
Shotgun Shit by Phazerrr February 26, 2022

Shotgun Shit 

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.
Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.
Shotgun Shit by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021