Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

Shortimus Maximus by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

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scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

scrotimus maximus by N0t my real name March 10, 2008

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