Short Skin 

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

Short Skin by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012

short skinny penis 

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

short skinny penis by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

skin shirt 

The mark that is left behind when you get sunburned with a T-shirt or tank top on.

Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?

Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.

skin shirt by Anon1215 March 7, 2018

Shoreskin

Slang for the clitoral hood. The clitoral hood is a covering of skin that protects the tip and shaft of the clitoris in women.

"Did you really get your clit pierced?"
"Well, actually that's a common misconception. I only got my shoreskin pierced."

Shoreskin by KinkyTwisted January 7, 2022

shortskin 

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?

"yo, whats up shortskin?"

shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008