Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.

by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009

Shooty Hoops

When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?

Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.

by nfseminole May 6, 2014

Shooty Hoops

The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.

It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.

"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"

by Sagachu, Gr33N March 14, 2010

Shoot Hoops

A secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. Generally used to misguide the police.

Detective: Sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning?

Accused Criminal: Shoot hoops

by Whatnowfools February 8, 2014

shoot some hoops

To go outside and play basketball with your friends.

Hey man, let's go shoot some hoops.

by Roadkill August 26, 2004

shoot some hoops

To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball

Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty

by GarethRees November 5, 2006

shoot hoop

To play basketball, particularly in a casual way

I like to shoot hoops after work.

by anonymous 100 June 20, 2006