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Shoot you in the face 

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1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...
Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!
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Shoot you in the face 

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What I will do to you when you least expect it.
When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.
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