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Shoot the gap 

A plan that involves the attempted hook up between a single man and a woman in a relationship. Similar to the expression, "Just cuz there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"
Brandon: Dude, what's your plan for tonight?
Robert: I don't know dude, I think I'm going operation "Shoot the gap" with Awbreigh tonight!
Brandon: But she's dating someone, isn't she?
Robert: Exactly...
Shoot the gap by CodeMaster February 4, 2013
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shoot the gap 

Doing something that may cause you or other people to get hurt.

Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.

If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.

If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.

May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
Bob: dude shoot the gap
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close
shoot the gap by Rauol Duke January 17, 2007

Shoot the gap 

When one is planning to travel. Or asking for someone to travel long distances.
Chris: Hey bro! You heard about that concert, you gonna go?
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.

Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.
Shoot the gap by Zesty27 May 6, 2018

Shoot the Gap 

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026