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It’s... just a shmub. For instance, you are a shmub.

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour
not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(
shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016
A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?
Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.
Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021
Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.
Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.
Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016