Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

ShityRail by John_T June 25, 2005

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Shitcrank

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

Shitcrank by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shitalian

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.

He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.

Shitalian by Slxed May 24, 2022

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shitbrain

annoying person/thing/animal in an affectionate way.

odi the dog and roger the bunny are shitbrains. Rob is a shitbrain, I am a shitbrain.

shitbrain by Natalee August 11, 2006

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shitprints

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

shitprints by Almeria August 21, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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