Shituational Awareness 

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

Shituational Awareness by matt300 August 12, 2007

Shituational Awareness 

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

Shituational Awareness by chonkymuff February 10, 2024

Situational Awareness 

1. A booster in the multi-player segment of the PS3 only video game Uncharted 2. Situational Awareness takes up the top slot of the two available slots for boosters. It is made available for purchase at level 46. This booster is commonly referred to as: "Sit," "Sit Aware," and, "Situational." By standing still and pressing the Up direction button on the D-pad one can see enemies' names pop up through walls as they run around. This booster is usually used by n00bs or people looking to be dicks. Fortunately, the booster Evasion (unlocked at level 50) makes one immune to Situational Awareness.

2. Possessing the trait of always knowing what is going on around you; awareness of one's situation (duh).

1. UnchartedPlayer1: Ah, some fag with Situational Awareness on was camping in a corner and killed me. Fuck.
Uncharted Player2: That's retarded. You should use Evasion like me.

2. David used his Situational Awareness to get out of the school safely while a school shooting was happening.

Situational Awareness by WaR_REAPER10 September 10, 2010

Situational Awareness 

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

Situational Awareness by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

situational awareness retard 

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

situational awareness retard by ben d October 23, 2005