Shitty Pants 

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

Shitty Pants by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

shitty pants 

One who defecates in their own pants. Forever labeled "Shitty Pants". A label in which few are given. This label is not one that is generally liked by the wearer. Because people know just from the name, there is a slight chance you may, infact shit your pants while in their company. And once people think this, there is no real way for anyone to feel comforatable in your presence. Perhaps after time the label will loose its weight, but the half-life of this label rivals that of Uranium 235.

"Hey look, its Shitty Pants!"

shitty pants by MF September 3, 2002

shitty pants 

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

shitty pants by Emma McBride August 1, 2003

shitty pants 

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

shitty pants by Anonymous September 4, 2003

shitty pants 

drunken derogatory slang.

You ain't nuthin but a shitty pants!

shitty pants by the rev c July 21, 2003

Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.

"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

Shitty McCum-Pants by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009

shittypants switchypants 

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

shittypants switchypants by German Shyster May 24, 2007