Shitty Panda Share definition Flag The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda. Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda. Shitty Panda by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Shitty Panda mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch