Fake legs to put in the stall next to you so no one sits in that stall and you can shit in peace.
Anthony was fed up from people shitting in the stall next to him so he made some shitter legs to place in the stall next to him to make it appear it was being used.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).