Shitload of snails Share definition Flag Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails. Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road? Shitload of snails by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Shitload of snails mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch