Shitclaw 

The shape of the hand when trying to use the remaining "clean" fingers after butt play, as to avoid bacterial contamination of a loved one.

I had to give my girlfriend the shitclaw while cuddling because Thursdays are butt night.

Shitclaw by Hanzel1 September 26, 2019

Shitclown 

a reeeaaaallllyy big dbag. someone who acts out as a completely ridiculous asshole.

a guy in a wife beater is at a party and trying to fight with every person there by yelling "step up to the big mannn". another person looks at their friend and says, "wow, what a shitclown."

Shitclown by martha bradley April 14, 2010

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitlaw

Legal jobs that typically go to TTT law school graduates who do not finish at the top of their class. (Opposite of biglaw)When you see the sleazeball ambulance chasers on tv advertising their legal services, that is shitlaw.

Small law firms that represent insurance companies in smaller cases, personal injury (slip n falls, etc), criminal defense, and/or family lawyers.

"Man, OCI is rough this year--none of the big firms wanted to talk with me. Hope I don't get stuck doing shitlaw working crazy hours for no money."

shitlaw by pwnedagainandagain April 2, 2009

Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

Shit Claw by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010

Shitclamp 

Shitclamp "Sh-it-Clah-Mp".

1.) One Who clamps shit.
2.) A Person whom you dislike
3.) An arrogant Redneck
4.) A Random insult

"Listen shitclamp, I don't care what you did with your sister in the walmart bathroom last night, fuck off".

Shitclamp by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

shitclassico 

A different way of describing how terrible a football match is or how boring it is going to be

Person A: Oh My Lord the Europa Final UTD vs Spurs is gonna be a boring game

Person B: Oh you mean the shitclassico

shitclassico by anormalguy1 May 12, 2025