Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.
by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005
Get the shit-tastic mug.An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
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"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
Get the Shit-tastic mug.A strategy used in 2D or 3D fighting video games such as street fighter, where the player relentlessly hurls projectile attacks(i.e. the hadoken) in rapid succesion, to defeat the opponent. This tactic is considered newbish but used in the right hands can be somewhat effective in annoying an inferior player.
John: My brethren, word has it that you were mercilessly defeated by Christopher in Street fighter.
Ray: Readily, I say to you, that had it not been for his infernal use of the "shit tactic" I would have prevailed and been victorious in this bout of virtual skill.
Ray: Readily, I say to you, that had it not been for his infernal use of the "shit tactic" I would have prevailed and been victorious in this bout of virtual skill.
by MrWreckless January 2, 2009
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The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
Get the Tactical Shit mug.The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.
Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
by MissS8 August 8, 2014
Get the Tactical Shit mug.Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
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