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Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
by its426 October 22, 2003
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Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
by osbo November 4, 2002
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"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003
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square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
by dronp November 15, 2010
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
by Greg stegs February 2, 2010
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