Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

Shit Magnet by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

Shit Magnet

Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.

Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.

Shit Magnet by RSQYOU May 23, 2012

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

shit magnet by D. Gould January 3, 2007

Shit Magnet

Someone who for some inextricable reason attracts unpredictable and interesting events. Someone who finds trouble and likes it.

Phil is such a shit magnet. We went into the bank during a robbery.

Shit Magnet by Titta 694u August 28, 2009

shit magnet

Someone who is full of shit.

"Dude, shes full of shit. I know, she must be a shit magnet..."

shit magnet by the shitter June 26, 2007

Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

Shit Magnet by forgive1 December 20, 2021

Shit magnet

Frequently going into the bathroom to shit for long periods of time.

Zach: bro I’m turning into a shit magnet

Bobo: bro tell me about it i drank 10 beers and now im a piss magnet

Shit magnet by Niccalips September 29, 2026