Shit Wizard 

A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.

When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard

Shit Wizard by makosanders May 6, 2011

Shit Wizard 

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

Shit Wizard by randumnumber May 2, 2011

shit wizard 

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

shit wizard by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

shit wizard 

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.

What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.

shit wizard by SNJustin October 13, 2010

Shit Wizard 

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

Shit Wizard by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

wizard shit 

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

wizard shit by bung the booce October 21, 2014