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Shit Whistler 

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.
Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"
Shit Whistler by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011
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Shit Whistler 

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
Shit Whistler by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”
Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

Shit Whistle 

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.
"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

Shit Whistle 

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.
Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
Shit Whistle by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

shit whistle 

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
shit whistle by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

shit whistle 

A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!
shit whistle by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003
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