Shit Ticket 

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

Shit Ticket by its426 October 22, 2003

shit ticket 

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

shit ticket by osbo November 4, 2002

Shit Ticket 

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

Shit Ticket by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

shit ticket 

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

shit ticket by dronp November 15, 2010

Shit Ticket 

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

Shit Ticket by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Shit Ticket 

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

Shit Ticket by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

shit ticket 

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

shit ticket by Greg stegs February 2, 2010