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Shit Cunt Haines 

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
Shit Cunt Haines by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026