n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.
K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.
A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.
Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!