Shit Charge

The act of charging your iPod or iPhone before taking a massive shit

Phil: Hey man where's your iPhone charger? Those tacos just hit bottom. It's gonna be a long one.

Rene: Ah you need a shit charge bro

by 2am_hero August 21, 2011

Milky Shit Charge

When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.

MAN1 -"Mate, Just blew my load up this bitch's ass and you'll never guess what she did.

Man2 - "Nah mate, what happened?"

Man1 - "Slut only let rip with with Milky Shit Charge, got in my eyes, hair, every-fucking-where."

by OTHOM June 15, 2009

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

SHIT CHANGE

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)

MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."

MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"

MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"

by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

Shit Changer

Someone who breaks free from the multi-generational abyss, goes to college, gets an advanced degree, and makes changes that will positively impact the generations to come.

She just got her PhD, that woman is a Shit Changer.

by eddieb123 November 26, 2023

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."

P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.

by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022