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A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

shit cake by Nate January 18, 2004

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Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

Shit Cake by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

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shit cake

a piece of shit baked on ones ass.

Yestarday we made some tasty shit cakes!

shit cake by Zeebes June 18, 2006

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Piece of Shit Cake

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

Piece of Shit Cake by Leto172010 June 4, 2010

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Icing on the Shit-Cake

Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day

Mike: What's wrong Billie?

Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.

Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.

Icing on the Shit-Cake by Whatsername1911 February 1, 2010

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Strawberry shit cake

When you are eating her ass and she mestruates in your mouth

I was eating Becky out and she gave me a strawberry shit cake

Strawberry shit cake by Mrkdaddyeb February 15, 2019

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Shit/oreo cake

A shit cake is a cake full poop or oreo.

I love shit/oreo cake.

Shit/oreo cake by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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