Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

Shit Bomb

A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.

Wow, this insert your system name deployment project has turned into a real shit bomb.

by Project Manager December 28, 2005

Shit Bomb

When you saran wrap a piece of poop and launch it at stuff.

We bust out the launcher and we shot poop 250 yards to our enemies.

by DougMR September 1, 2005

Shit Bomb

A bomb packed full of shit.

Bobby left a shit bomb in Cindy's house which days later left her house in shitty shambles.

by Slobby Chode February 14, 2003

Shit Bomb

The result of deep anal sex

When Biff pulled out, Jenny blew a shit bomb right in his face.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.

by jdgreger September 29, 2005

shit bomb

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.

"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"

by electromagneticredhead May 18, 2009